Open the portal and come with me!

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
madhattey-deactivated20211019
albertothechihuahua

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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

jaxblade

ehh what the hell

jaxblade

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

jaxblade

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

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THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

bluhippy

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

perlexnoire

Oh? Well… *reblag*

sakuyandere

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

qslay

I have nothing to lose

stoicdaydreamer

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

astripperstory

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

brownsugargeisha

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

thecrybabbles

Money dog is my friend

yeaimcoollikethat

Money dog is the shit

anttom2016

I believe in the money dog😀

princedhunglow

I believe in the money 🐶

cosmic-noir

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

schrodingers-child

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Just woke up 🙌🏿

totheonedegree

Pplease😭🙏🏽

madhattey

Well dang might as well :U

madhattey-deactivated20211019
albertothechihuahua

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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

jaxblade

ehh what the hell

jaxblade

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

jaxblade

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

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THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

bluhippy

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

perlexnoire

Oh? Well… *reblag*

sakuyandere

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

qslay

I have nothing to lose

stoicdaydreamer

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

astripperstory

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

brownsugargeisha

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

thecrybabbles

Money dog is my friend

yeaimcoollikethat

Money dog is the shit

anttom2016

I believe in the money dog😀

princedhunglow

I believe in the money 🐶

cosmic-noir

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

schrodingers-child

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Just woke up 🙌🏿

totheonedegree

Pplease😭🙏🏽

madhattey

Well dang might as well :U

saisai-chan
conquerorwurm

One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified

combeferret

#stop calling me out

jumpingjacktrash

if you want to interact with a cat that doesn’t know you, sit down not facing it. glance at it occasionally and make an inviting noise, but mostly just play with your phone or whatever.

the cat will almost certainly come over to check you out sooner or later. it’ll stay out of arm’s reach because it doesn’t know if you’re a jerk. offer your hand and let the cat sniff. wait. if the cat wants pettins, it will indicate that by noofing your hand, flopping on its side, or coming in close.

the cat may want to be bros but not get pettins. in that case, it will sit or lie near you but out of reach. this is friendly! the cat is saying, you’re a person in my neighborhood! hi neighbor!

of course, it’s possible that the cat is a great big cuddleslut and will come love all over you. that happens too. but if it doesn’t, that doesn’t mean it’s an unfriendly cat. be chill and let the cat choose how close to get, and you’ll find most cats are pretty friendly.

epistemophilicmortal

The only information that matters

bestfunny
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“ This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way
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theincognegra

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

lisa-beignet

“I’m getting back in line.”

sniggadoodles

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

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THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

afatblackfairy

BLESS ME PATRICK

lily-d247

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

ghara2

@billshitposts

billshitposts

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

aidadoesdoodles

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

dickzoned

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

tinytea

Honestly I know it’s kinda silly…but weirdly… It does seem to work

lonelypanda14

Im getting in line! 

red4mario

PUT ME IN LINE

bowtiesandtriangles
cheese3d

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anyone please ask your crush out like this

cheese3d

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The thrilling answer

all-canadian-striderp

no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!

daitoshi

oops my hand slipped

m-i-y-u-k-i-nyaa

nexttttt pleaseee :D

schottishy

Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series

maria-ruta

I was asked for doing this, so I did

BAM!

I’m out of ideas! XD

next?

hamburgergod

THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY

maria-ruta

OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!

LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!

LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!

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NEEEXT!!!!!

bluetiesandflannelshirts

IT HAD TO BE DONE:

maria-ruta

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*O*

OH MY GOOD!!!!!

ThAT’S IT!!!!

#0o0#

theartofwazzing

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so yeah

inafantasy-wby

I LOVE THIS

romanoscurl

REBLOGGED THIS TWICE

small-town-ink

I have a need…..I must add to this…

ash-asr

still waiting for the smut

yaoi-totally-my-life

C’mon guys… it needs some smut

janaya7609

THIS NEEDS TO CONTINUE

yaoi-online

SOMEONE PLEASE CONTINUE IT

ringo-smile

Not so perfect but still perfect first date

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ameliapondandrory

HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS WITH MY ENTIRE HEART

mild-creativity

O HECk IT GOT bETtEr

zaku-kazu

OMG, THIS IS PERFECT 💖

m4dh4ttey266

notes/letters=the most intimate gesture!

thegamerkangaroo

THERES MORE

conniemcfalcon

I reblogged this like a year and a half ago and IT CONTINUES!? 

charliejamesnovak

ITS BACK OMG

monstersofmemory

Omg it’s here!

iamatrashfan

THIS CUTE I WANNA CONTINUE IT

iamatrashfan

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Ok I tried because this is so cute 

multifandom-hoes

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDFFDFF

soubidou

IT GOT EVEN BETTER OMG

madamelibrarian

This has to be the most adorable thing I’ve seen today. 

rattling-the-stars-in-a-tardis

This gave me so many happy and cute feels

snovolovac

every time this circles back there’s always more, I love you all 

tree-of-blue-squirrel

this warms my heart on so many levels <3

just-a-slytherin-with-salt

ITS BACK

capri-sunqueen

I’m just sitting here

Hitting my knee

Squealing and smiling omfg

aufandomlover

this is now a tumblr web comic, who knows when the next upate is, all we know is its gonna be fucking amazing when it happens 

dazzling-phan

best thing ever

constellation-salad

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Traditional style (Sorry the picture quality is really bad) but here is my (super short) update!!

(The text says : Movie? I won’t be late!)

suckmyicelandick

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my contribution!

leggyboy

I rarely reblog long posts like this, but this particular collaborative comic thing has been around for /years/, like at least three or four, and it has an update every time I see it. It is a truly pure relic from a simpler time.

deadcatwithaflamethrower

*screeching about how much more has been added since last year*

slickandsolangelic

IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN

cosmicwolfpup

GAAAAH SOOOO CUTE

heyitsrae16

OMG I REBLOGED THIS A YEAR AGO AND NLW ITS BACK AND GOT BETTER!!!!!

mikemcspooky

I AM SCREAMING THIS IS SO GODDAMN CUTE!